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Petrol Hike

February 28, 2006 8 comments

(28th February, Kuala Lumpur) Prime Minister Abdullah Ahmad Badawi was on the defensive today over the government’s decision to increase the price of petrol and diesel price which caught the public by surprise.

The premier, who is also the finance minister, was bombarded with numerous questions on the issue at a press conference this evening held at the Bank Negara in Kuala Lumpur.

He earlier attended a three-hour closed door briefing with the central bank’s board of directors.

When asked by a journalist to comment on the petrol price hike announced last night, Abdullah instead shot back: Apa pasal? (What about it?)”

 

The series of unfortunate events climbed to its climax when our once- believed- to- be- good Prime Minister made that kind of statement.

 

The state- owned Petronas, being one of the most prominent oil producers in the region, making billions of revenue each quarter, yet failed to share the burden of the government’s fuel subsidy. The profits earned by Petronas are allegedly utilised in “other development purposes”. How I wish these “other development purposes” could be revealed to us one day and the profits generated from our country’s natural resources do not fall into wrong hands.

 

Mr. PM’s clumsy cabinet and inability to solve our nation’s major problems has been increasingly sickening. If circumstances permit me, I will join the protest to be held by Opposition Parties on 3-3-2006 at KLCC.

 

Mr. PM, your administration really sucks!!!

Categories: News and politics

离婚的女人

February 28, 2006 4 comments

 

  

一生人谈一次恋爱是不够的,最好是三次或以上。因为第一次通常会搞错东西,不是爱错人,就是在不对的时间、环境或其他客观因素的情形下错爱。

 

有些人比较没有天份,即使谈了好多次恋爱还是一样会搞错。

 

当两个人搞错在一起,还不幸地结婚的时候,后果是十分严重的。

 

人类史上十大酷刑之一就是:将两个不相爱的人,硬凑在一起生活,再让双方性格上的菱角,把各自的人格个性磨损摧残至烟灰殆尽。

 

在这种情形,幸好我们还有离婚的体制。

 

自古有夫妻以来,正常的都不可能会想到离婚。只有到生活痛苦得生不如死,或完全没有爱意沉闷至死的地步,才会想到离婚。

 

要离婚的女人,将被人指为“失婚人士”。这个标签,是当世少见的沙文主义遗物。女性一旦被套上这个标签,就好象好不到那里去了。因此,绝大部份的离婚女性,总会心有不甘。

 

希望离婚的女人有好几种,我们在面对她们时,必须针对不同的类型,采取不同的态度。

 

一种是口里说要离,心里却不要的那种。面对这种人要小心翼翼地,最好有女性职员在一旁,万一她哭了起来的时候,不必手忙脚乱,交给女职员就可以了。

 

一种是咬牙切齿斩钉截铁的。这种人在离婚条款上斤斤计较,情绪上随时会火山爆发,绝对是不可以惹的。

 

一种是道破红尘、笑看风云的那种,最为厉害。这种人面对离婚态度轻松,一看就知道离婚的决定绝对无回转的余地。

 

她们可以在法庭上与丈夫并肩而坐,有说有笑。面对法官的提问时稳如泰山,处之若逸。

 

只不过在法庭宣布离婚的那一刹那,眼神之中会闪烁出一丝离愁。

 

 

 

 

 

Categories: Free Style

小小小小说

February 27, 2006 5 comments
发现一个很好看的blog, 介绍给大家。
 
转载自那个blog的:-


 
妻子 (上)

张添华结婚五年了。

 

今天一早起床,脑海不断浮现一个画面:昨夜一夜风流的风尘女郎,在两杯下肚后,是个多么性感销魂的小野猫。完事后酒醒,看看睡在身边的她,原来鼻孔朝天,有小爆牙,糊掉的厚粉底下长满豆豆,右眼的假眼睫毛摇摇欲坠,胸部过大而往身体两边垂下,肚脐满是污垢,手指与脚趾的鲜红色指甲油触目惊心。刻不容缓,他捡起衣服逃离现场。

 

回到家里时已经半夜三点了。妻子紫霞坐在客厅里假寐等门。看见他时依然笑嘻嘻神采奕奕的。

 

基本上,一切都那么完美。妻子温柔体贴小鸟依人。最重要的是,她的惊吓程度是零。多年来,从来没有看见她蓬头垢面的模样。她总比他起得早,在他醒来之前已经装扮整齐弄好早餐了;晚上不管他多迟回家,她也会服侍他睡觉后才打点自身。他已经习惯这一切,而且一直以为是必然的。

 

可是,昨天的惊吓突然敲醒他了。一贯只用下半身思考的他终於开始产生怀疑:“为什么我从来没有见过紫霞卸妆后的样子?那会是个什么模样呢?”

 

漱洗后走出房间,她已经把早餐弄好了:“头会痛吗?今天有 scramble egg。” 她笑笑说。

 

他们面对面坐下。今天他决定好好看她。正在专心为 scramble egg 洒上胡椒粉的她垂着眼。他看见她 的眼睫毛长长的, 很自然,不像是贴上去的。皮肤洁白无瑕, 不像上了粉,通透的隐约看得见血管丝。 嘴唇红红,却不像是涂了口红。整个人那么漂亮,却找不出一点化妆品的痕迹。

 

他很纳闷:她的化妆品怎么那么自然?到底她最蓬头垢面的时候会是什么样子?

 

他已经做了决定要看到她的庐山真面目。

< 待续 >

Categories: Announcement

What a Fcuking Mess!!!

February 24, 2006 Leave a comment
There’s a seiries of drama on play now, the story is quite interesting and it goes (in brief terms) like this:-
 
CHina Press, Sarawak Tribune and Guang Ming fucked with a sensitive religious issue, Govt fucked them badly, NST fucked with the issue too, Jeff Ooi and PAS fucked NST, NST re- fucked with the issue, then followed by mass fucking of NST by everybody including Tun M, the new Info Minister join the fuck feast, NST fuck back now…
 
Whatever awaits us in the ending, our freedom of speech is certainly fucked- up.
Categories: Uncategorized

February 24, 2006 4 comments
Men, too, have menstrual period.
Categories: Uncategorized

Chong Hwa High School’s Website

February 21, 2006 Leave a comment

Out of a whim, I paid a visit to Chong Hwa High School website, and found something really intriguing.

林澤豪,the
guy who sat next lane to me in 1992 and sold me cassettes on a monthly
basis (thus attributed to my complete collection of Beyond’s albums),
wrote a poem to the school leavers last year. The poem sound like this:-

分岔路
作者:林泽豪校友
 
走到人生分岔路时,
你选择向左走还是向右走?
如果,你,选择停留。
但是,它,不会停留。

在你正在静静地观看两条不同的路,
到底那里一条比较适合自己的时候。。
它,拿走一些你的东西,也留下一些东西给你。
它,拿走你的青春岁月,也留下烦恼迷惘给你。

或许停留的时间不算久,
或许停留并不代表永久,
可是至少你会后悔因为停太久而所失去某些重要的东西。

The poem may not be fascinating in the eyes of literature critics, but the sentimental
values hidden in between the lines sure worth this blog. Gosh, the
freshest memory which I can relate to him was once he almost hurled a
chair on Wong Wee Hong (
大咪) when the latter mentioned something about his mom. And now, how sweet is him to write a poem to our juniors…

There
is also a new section for posting of the students’ writings. I didn’t
know that they are actually allowing the students to write fantasy
novel, and better still, to publish it at the school’s official website.

Our mother school sure had changed a lot since we left.

Categories: Nostalgic Stuff

Review Summary

February 20, 2006 Leave a comment

I was invited to pen a column with China Press since December 2005, the title of which is called 逍遥法内
(Free within the Limits of Laws). The initial intent was for me to
reflect the life of a post- modern young legal profession, however, I
am permitted to write anything I like.

This
review covers the period from 26-12-2005 till 25-2-2006. Over the said
time frame, I’ve written 6 articles on the following topics:-

1) Kung Fu

2) Flirting with a lady lawyer

3) Mafia

4) Enjoying life and car modification

5) Nude protest

6) Corporate talking

It
seems that my column is overloaded with masculine stuff. From now on I
will input some elements that can reveal the feminine and tender sides
of me.

Categories: Uncategorized